Tranquil Turbulance This, that and everything in between. Random is as random does. I forgot what I was going to remember. Oppurtunity knocked so I looked through the peephole and decided not to open the door. Escalators don't break they turn into stairs.

laughhard:

I bet Jerry really likes his job

Fuck my guidance counselor! Fucking Fuck that fucking fucker!

MRW I’m getting drunk with my friends.

Superman fucking wishes.

latestfunnystuff:

This kid is brilliant
http://ift.tt/1p3z0t3

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…(catching my breath)…Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Every girl deserves a guy that can put a smile on her face.

Siri is such a whore. An ass banging whore. Lol

I’m a walking one man silent screamo band at work. Lol



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